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Q. What has four legs and flies? A. A picnic table!
Q. Why did the banana want to be a cheerleader? A. So she could do the banana splits!
Chelsea Prehn, CK Reporter
What's up? A. The sky (of course!)
Lisa Truong, CK
Advisory Board
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road? A. To prove he wasn't chicken
Katie Brown, CK Advisory Board
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground? A. To get to the other slide!
Paul Reynolds, CK Advisory Board
Q. What do you call a pig that learned Karate? A. Pork chop.
William Johnston,
CK Advisory Board
There's a banana in your
ear
What?
THERE'S A BANANA
IN YOUR EAR!
WHAT?
THERE'S A BANANA
IN YOUR EAR!
I can't hear you there's a banana in my ear!
Jessa Hoffman, CK Advisory Board
Q. What did the pig say when he was outside on a hot day? A. I'm bacon out here.
Mindy Gidan, CK Advisory Board
Q. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mining shaft? A. A Flat minor.
Two pretzels are walking down the street...... one was ''a salted'' (assaulted).
One day, a hunter was
walking down a path on his way to go hunt for bears. Suddenly he came to a
fork in the road.
Next to it there was a sign that said "Bear Left"......so he turned
around and walked home.
Q. What did the cookie say when he got sick? A. I'm feeling "crummy".
Eric Brockbank – CK Reporter
Q. What are two bananas together called.A. "A pair of slippers"
Sravya Ala,
Q. What did the momma buffalo say to the buffalo when he went off to college? A. Bison.
Q. If you had fifty bananas in one hand and twenty-five pounds of ice cream in the other, what would you have? A. Really big hands.
Q. Why do sharks live in salt water ? A. Because pepper makes them sneeze.
From Captain Underpants Extra- Crunchy Book O' Fun.
Q. I eat all my life but when I drink, I die What am I? A. A Fire
Maya Burchette, CK Reporter
Q. There was a doctor and an engineer, who both liked the same girl. The engineer had to go away for a week, so he gave the girl seven apples. Why? A. Because, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie- Q- Chicken!
Sarah Condie,
CK
Advisory Board
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